Can I wear a purple jumpsuit after I’m 60?

 

That’s me up there, in my purple body suit, and red nightcap.  Yep.  Today is the day I turn the big Six-Oh. 
I don’t feel any older though.  But then I never do on my birthdays.  Does anybody?
The other day, after suffering lately from what has been excruciating sciatic pain going down my left leg for about [...]